Cleaning Dog Poo

Cheyanne Mummy recounted a conversation she heard while in a cubicle.

A : You can't do that here. You cannot allow her to do it here.
M : Why not? She needs to go, she needs to go.
A : No no do it inside, not here.
M : I'll carry her, what's wrong??
A : Do it inside, not here!
M : But she doesn't want to sit on the toilet!!
A : You cannot let her do it here!

*Image flash*
Mother carries kid to wee wee into the sink. Janitor is upset and tells the mother off.

*Reality flash*
Mother carries kid who is peeing onto the floor of the toilet. Janitor is mopping up the urine to prevent it from flowing all over, at the same time telling the indignant mother off.

*Special Effects*

The wee wee was yellow, probably from the lack of water in the girl's diet.

• She's 3 yrs old, not 3 months old. If my kid cannot sit on a toilet bowl to pee, I'd leave her at home. Until she gets it right, she stays home. Its morally wrong to expect anyone to clean up my kid's pee and poo if I cannot manage to get her to use a toilet properly.

• Just because my kid doesn't want to pee into the toilet, does not give me the right to let her do her business anywhere she fancies. Unless of course I clean up after my kid personally, and there is no damage or negative impact on the surrounds and its users.

• To look at some cleaner mop up my kid's urine as it flows and remain indignant about it, makes this mother socially impaired. I hope her kid does not grow up to be anything like her.

• And yes I am making a moral judgement on the mother. If I clean up after my dog's poo, so should you, after your kids urine, aunty!

For all we know, that pile of poo on the public toilet floor could have been from kids with parents like her.

And if I ever find out that mothers like that complain to the world about pet owners not cleaning up after their dogs, and whine about how detrimental dog poo is to kid's health, I'll shove some into her face.